Friday, April 15, 2005

Pornoholic

Rapid rise in porn industry have raise a genration of peeping toms, perverts and freaks. The idea of porn is quite interesting. Basically watching porn is seeing people doing things that you wanna do. As in watching others fuck cause you are horny (aka wanna fuck) .
So if u apply this to hunger, it means that when you are hungry, you watch video clips of people eating. Cat 3 will be soft eating where they eat hawker food. Cat 4 will be the more hardcore restautrants and fast food. Cat 5 will be exotic food like durians.

Why the porn industry will never fall
According to evolution physcology, man are mentally design to want different sex partners, that way it will ensure the survivor of the species. Woman on the other hand, are loyal to their partners cause they want security and protection of their own child. But in this pro monogamy society, having a few wives is not possible, too troublesome and expansive anyway. So you have people playing cosplay with their wives or outsourcing their needs at geylang. Anyway, the point is that man wanna have sex wif many different woman. That's the selling point of the porn industry. Imagine man are loyal to their porn like woman are to their vibrators. Every father mother son will just need a single porn in their entire life. Selling porn will be harder than selling insurance.

Types of porn
Demand and supply in the porn industry is great. Look at the catergaory and choices you have now. (List off a porn site I'm "researching")

Monster cock
High school sluts
Facial cum
Busty Babes
Amatures
Anal Pleasures
Threesome
Fat chicks
Pregeant
Mature
Bukkake
Blowjobs
Wet wives
MILF
Shaved Sluts
Asian
The list goes on....
(i'm not listing beastality here cause I'll list that under documentry not porn)

To me , I list porn not by fetishes but by theme

1. Chinese Cat 3
Stories probably more interseting then the porn itself. Softest of the soft core, most Untempting of the erotic. Fake moans with half the body covered in blanket. Ya and you will notice that the guy screams louder than the gal to show her skill. (Note to HK Cat 3 Film makers: Guys screaming dun turn us on)

2. English Playboy collection
Blending art with eroticness has never been worse. Nicely shot, off focus characters in lacey lingerie. Get to the point please.

3.English Story mode
The funniest of them all. You'll see cliche storylines with VERY lame dialouge. Usually, a (plumber/gardener/policeman/mailman/construction worker/ neighbour/ doctor) will stumble upon a (housewive/student/teenage gal) ,who is (wet/horny/self gratifying) . Exchange a few lame lines and off they go.
Lame lines
Garderner : I belive there's some pruning here for me to do.
Plumber: Check mine while I check yours?
Policeman: Somebody's real naughty today.
Constuction worker: ...... (takes out work in progress sign)
Mailman : (pulls down pants) here's a godsend.
Housewive : Oh.... yes..... yes..!
Student: Oh.... yes..... yes..!
Teenage gal: Oh.... yes..... yes..!

4.English Street Challenge.
Bring a new twist to reality tv comes the street challenge. Pioneering hit series Bang Bus depicts a group of guys picking gals off the street, fuck them and dump them off. I used to believe that its real, but it ends up like another Santa Claus. Faked and paid for. Next is MILF (mums I love to fuck), probably its the producer's mother they are fucking. Then follows a huge rush into the market by others Mike apartment, captain stabbin, In the Vip, backroom Blowjobs..... Over staturated market now.

5.Jap Story Mode
Despite the fact that i know nuts about the language, I can still make out the storyline. Guess Porn is the real universal language afterall.

6.Jap AV star "my life my story"
Av gal speaks to the camera in her cute voice, cut to her walking down the street, cut to her in hot action, cut to her interview, cut to some behind the scene stuff. WHat you get is a gal cute outside and horny in the bed... great.

7.Jap WYSIWYG
Probably the best porn in the world. No story, no shit just lots of hot action. No dull moments at all as actors skillfully changes from one position to another. All in fine style. If there is only one porn you can watch in youir entire life, You will not wanna miss this.

Choose your fetish
One interesting point I found is that guys rather buy porn themselves. No one really asks a friend to buy porn cause you dun wanna reveal what turns you on.

A : Hey u goin JB ah? help me buy porn leh.
B : Ok. what you wan?
A : Eh.... anything lor.
B : Angmorican or not?
A : Dun wan la jap la.
B : Ok... any jap will do rite?
A :No la help me find tua liap one.
B : wah ok la. Jap tua liap ah?
A : And hor... and wear the leather one..
B : wa lan SM ah... knn i dunno u watch that type one leh.
A : No la... haha... eh can find big dick also?
B : ok . Big dick Vs tua liap jap SM correct?
A : Actually its Tua liap Jap tranny with big dick SM dogs
B : .... user appears offline

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