Get a life! (and some pork)
Life's getting sucky recently. My working hours now is 11pm to 3.30 am. When I reached home, I get fell asleep straight.. no time for my comics or porn.... and my PS2 is quitely sobbing in the corner. Anyway, my collegues and I was eating at a bak gu tae shop recently , the pig's trotters taste so damn great. Lemme drift a bit and talk about pork.
I never understand why people hates pork, its the ultimate meat. Its versatiltiy is unparalleled. All the people that doesn't eat pork are considered vegetarians to me. I'm not insulting muslims here cause I think they missed greatest food in life. In that case try beef instead.
Man eat pork. Real man eat spare parts. Spare parts is the term use for internal organs like liver, stomach, kidney and other misc quay chup stuff. I know it sounds dirty to eat those, but you must really try it. The texture, the taste, the feel, the after taste... heavenly. I hope one day people will appriciate pig spare parts so that it wil attaine the same level of class as steak.
In a high class france restaurtant in the near future. ( Read the following in high class hokkien with france accent)
Waiteress : Bo jio! Can i take your order please
Me : Certainly. Can I have a portion of "le te kua" (the pig liver)
Waiteress : How would you like it prepared?
Me : Boilied in hot water. I wanna feel the raw taste.
Waiteress : Ah, you really know how to appricate your livers. Any sauce?
Me : Lam Lor, mia hiam. (add sauce, no chilli)
Waiteress: Any soup for you sir, The soup of the day is cream of stomach.
Me : Can I have a brain soup instead?
Waiteress: Sure, enjoy your meal.
Did I mentioan that pig brain soup taste damn great? So does pig brain fried with egg.... ANyway back to my topic again...
Anyway, my collegues and I was eating at a bak gu tae shop recently. My boss came out of the toliet darn exceited.
"hey, they have a mirror in the toilet."
I'm like "so?"
And he said, "Oh i haven't seen myself in 2 weeks liao"
Wah damn sad. He has not been home for 2 weeks, has not seen his family and friends for 2 weeks... and now he hasn't even seen himself in two weeks. He sleeps in the office , work 24/7... I think I just saw my future.
Nowadays, the only life I got is the one that comes with straits times. Damn, I got no life and I'm lame, try to top that. Volka , anyone?
I never understand why people hates pork, its the ultimate meat. Its versatiltiy is unparalleled. All the people that doesn't eat pork are considered vegetarians to me. I'm not insulting muslims here cause I think they missed greatest food in life. In that case try beef instead.
Man eat pork. Real man eat spare parts. Spare parts is the term use for internal organs like liver, stomach, kidney and other misc quay chup stuff. I know it sounds dirty to eat those, but you must really try it. The texture, the taste, the feel, the after taste... heavenly. I hope one day people will appriciate pig spare parts so that it wil attaine the same level of class as steak.
In a high class france restaurtant in the near future. ( Read the following in high class hokkien with france accent)
Waiteress : Bo jio! Can i take your order please
Me : Certainly. Can I have a portion of "le te kua" (the pig liver)
Waiteress : How would you like it prepared?
Me : Boilied in hot water. I wanna feel the raw taste.
Waiteress : Ah, you really know how to appricate your livers. Any sauce?
Me : Lam Lor, mia hiam. (add sauce, no chilli)
Waiteress: Any soup for you sir, The soup of the day is cream of stomach.
Me : Can I have a brain soup instead?
Waiteress: Sure, enjoy your meal.
Did I mentioan that pig brain soup taste damn great? So does pig brain fried with egg.... ANyway back to my topic again...
Anyway, my collegues and I was eating at a bak gu tae shop recently. My boss came out of the toliet darn exceited.
"hey, they have a mirror in the toilet."
I'm like "so?"
And he said, "Oh i haven't seen myself in 2 weeks liao"
Wah damn sad. He has not been home for 2 weeks, has not seen his family and friends for 2 weeks... and now he hasn't even seen himself in two weeks. He sleeps in the office , work 24/7... I think I just saw my future.
Nowadays, the only life I got is the one that comes with straits times. Damn, I got no life and I'm lame, try to top that. Volka , anyone?
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