What type are you?
Here's a list on how i categorise stuff. Which type do you fit in?
(in order of perference)
Drunk
Type 1 : Happily drunk. You get happy for no reason. Laugh at the smallest things
Type 2 : Talkative drunk. You can't stop talking... till others stop u from drinkin so they can smash you with your glass.
Type 3 : Sadly drunk. You suddenly relise that your shitty life is shitty and decide to take the chance to pity urself. Go fuck the wall.
Type 4 : Angryly drunk. Alcohol scew up your mind like heavy metal. You feel the sudden need to stand up for everything against you. Yep, the world is agaisnt you.
Food
Type 1: Power food. You feel like dying, you feel like shit. Eat this and you will get 99 lives (up up down down left right left right A B A B select start). Suddenly you will see rainbows and little bunny hopping around. You are in heaven.
Type 2: Evergreen food. Eat it for 3 meals and even supper , you will never get sick of it.
Type 3: Forced food. Those that are serve at home, at school in camp. The name says it all you just have to eat it.
Type 4: Shitty food. Eaten this once before. The fish soup taste like the fish just swam in it. Enough said.
Movies
Type 1: Artistic/weird/hip movies. These shows doesn't sucks, people that doesn't appriciate them does.
Type 2: Smart Comedy. Pay $8.50 to get entertained. Why not?
Type 3: Unintented Comedy. Shows so sucky thats its funny. Esp ghost or horror movie.
Type 4: VHS movie. So bad that its not fit for cinema, dvd or vcd.
Girls
Type 1: X factor. They may be ugly, they may be fat, Fuck, they may even be trannys. But there is something they wear, the way they look, talk or walk that makes them ever so attractive. These are the kind that makes me turn my head while the whole world is looking straight.
Type 2: Tua liap aka busty. As the chinese saying goes " one big cover three uglyness". Guess that phrase covers it all (pun intended).
Type 3: Common Beauty. This sounds like a oxymoron esp in Singapore. Its those type that are jus beautiful with nothing special.
Type 4: Butch, fat and other misc ugly bitches. The reason why gay population is increasing.
Conversations
Type 1: Smart conversation. Kind of a two way thing where end of it all you felt that you and the other person had made a difference in each other's thinking.
Type 2: Null conversation. Everthing is said, nothing is meant. But everyone just enjoy the fun of it.
Type 3: 2 x One-sided conversation. Both party just wanna talk. None wanna listen. ie
A: hey i had a bad day at work
B: oh that's bad btw my dog jus died
A:really. How sad. My boss scold me in front of the whole company
B: Wa like thats ah, My dog really cute u know?
A:ya. I damn paiseh ah.
B:yep, I really miss my dog.
Type 4: -___-''' conversation. You say it best when you say nothing at all.
So next time when you guys meet me try to say this. "Yoz Yoz. Let's catch a type 3 movie follow by a type 1 dinner. After that we will get type 2 drunk and have a type 1 coversation while trying to look out for type 3 gals... oh ok type 2 gals also can."
(in order of perference)
Drunk
Type 1 : Happily drunk. You get happy for no reason. Laugh at the smallest things
Type 2 : Talkative drunk. You can't stop talking... till others stop u from drinkin so they can smash you with your glass.
Type 3 : Sadly drunk. You suddenly relise that your shitty life is shitty and decide to take the chance to pity urself. Go fuck the wall.
Type 4 : Angryly drunk. Alcohol scew up your mind like heavy metal. You feel the sudden need to stand up for everything against you. Yep, the world is agaisnt you.
Food
Type 1: Power food. You feel like dying, you feel like shit. Eat this and you will get 99 lives (up up down down left right left right A B A B select start). Suddenly you will see rainbows and little bunny hopping around. You are in heaven.
Type 2: Evergreen food. Eat it for 3 meals and even supper , you will never get sick of it.
Type 3: Forced food. Those that are serve at home, at school in camp. The name says it all you just have to eat it.
Type 4: Shitty food. Eaten this once before. The fish soup taste like the fish just swam in it. Enough said.
Movies
Type 1: Artistic/weird/hip movies. These shows doesn't sucks, people that doesn't appriciate them does.
Type 2: Smart Comedy. Pay $8.50 to get entertained. Why not?
Type 3: Unintented Comedy. Shows so sucky thats its funny. Esp ghost or horror movie.
Type 4: VHS movie. So bad that its not fit for cinema, dvd or vcd.
Girls
Type 1: X factor. They may be ugly, they may be fat, Fuck, they may even be trannys. But there is something they wear, the way they look, talk or walk that makes them ever so attractive. These are the kind that makes me turn my head while the whole world is looking straight.
Type 2: Tua liap aka busty. As the chinese saying goes " one big cover three uglyness". Guess that phrase covers it all (pun intended).
Type 3: Common Beauty. This sounds like a oxymoron esp in Singapore. Its those type that are jus beautiful with nothing special.
Type 4: Butch, fat and other misc ugly bitches. The reason why gay population is increasing.
Conversations
Type 1: Smart conversation. Kind of a two way thing where end of it all you felt that you and the other person had made a difference in each other's thinking.
Type 2: Null conversation. Everthing is said, nothing is meant. But everyone just enjoy the fun of it.
Type 3: 2 x One-sided conversation. Both party just wanna talk. None wanna listen. ie
A: hey i had a bad day at work
B: oh that's bad btw my dog jus died
A:really. How sad. My boss scold me in front of the whole company
B: Wa like thats ah, My dog really cute u know?
A:ya. I damn paiseh ah.
B:yep, I really miss my dog.
Type 4: -___-''' conversation. You say it best when you say nothing at all.
So next time when you guys meet me try to say this. "Yoz Yoz. Let's catch a type 3 movie follow by a type 1 dinner. After that we will get type 2 drunk and have a type 1 coversation while trying to look out for type 3 gals... oh ok type 2 gals also can."
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