The Perfect Couple
Am in the mids of writing a long blog ( took me 3 day liao), so now will just write this short one as a break. So, here it goes:
There has always been a common standard for the perfect other half. This standard , over the year have become more and more unrealistic and impossible due to media. You always see handsome,rich,young straight guys marry smart, big boobs, innocent gals. How often does that happen in real life?
Most rich guys are old, their sons are ugly, and if handsome are gay. Smart gals are never innocent, gals wif big boobs act innocent, therefore are smart but are still bimbos.
The perfect guy (according to gals) :
rich, young, handsome, straight, tall, takes good care of her, listens to her, don't restrict her social life , holds a good conversation
The perfect gal (according to guys) :
Big boobs, beautiful, good figure, horny but only to him, innocent, don't talk much, cooks well, great housekeeping skills, plays piano or ballet, holds a good conversation
A Day in the Life of the PERFECT Couple.
Perfect Couple wakes up after a night of great sex. Despite being a total horny slut in bed, the perfect gal manage to clean up the mess before she sleep. Perfect guy wakes up before perfect gal does and bring breakfast to her in bed, so that he can look at her sleeping innocently,despite her being a total horny slut in bed the night before.
She wakes up and being horny, they eat the food of each others body and again have great sex. Perfect gal cleans up the place and perfect guy sends her off to work in his sports car. He then goes off to work. Perfect gal teach piano and ballet in a private art school. Being so chio wif big boobs, all her students are guys and are all her good friends since perfect guy don't restrict her social life. But she is very innocent and is never horny in front of them, despite her being a total horny slut in bed.
Perfect guy went to the gym to work out during lunch time, and is still straight althought he admires the naked male body form. After work, he fetches perfect gal off work and bring her to a posh restuarent where she made a special request to cook for him.
While having their great dinner which perfect gal cooked, they had a perfect conversation. Since perfect gal don't talk much, perfect guy listens to her. After that, they went straight home and once again have great sex. It was so great that in carried on till next morning 10. But being so rich, perfect guy can afford to missed a day's work since he is the boss of the company....
The above story is absurd, so is the idea of the perfect other half. If she's/he's so perfect, he/she wouldn't find you in the first place. So fuck it, find whatever you can before you totally missed the ride. ( Unless a night rider comes along )
There has always been a common standard for the perfect other half. This standard , over the year have become more and more unrealistic and impossible due to media. You always see handsome,rich,young straight guys marry smart, big boobs, innocent gals. How often does that happen in real life?
Most rich guys are old, their sons are ugly, and if handsome are gay. Smart gals are never innocent, gals wif big boobs act innocent, therefore are smart but are still bimbos.
The perfect guy (according to gals) :
rich, young, handsome, straight, tall, takes good care of her, listens to her, don't restrict her social life , holds a good conversation
The perfect gal (according to guys) :
Big boobs, beautiful, good figure, horny but only to him, innocent, don't talk much, cooks well, great housekeeping skills, plays piano or ballet, holds a good conversation
A Day in the Life of the PERFECT Couple.
Perfect Couple wakes up after a night of great sex. Despite being a total horny slut in bed, the perfect gal manage to clean up the mess before she sleep. Perfect guy wakes up before perfect gal does and bring breakfast to her in bed, so that he can look at her sleeping innocently,despite her being a total horny slut in bed the night before.
She wakes up and being horny, they eat the food of each others body and again have great sex. Perfect gal cleans up the place and perfect guy sends her off to work in his sports car. He then goes off to work. Perfect gal teach piano and ballet in a private art school. Being so chio wif big boobs, all her students are guys and are all her good friends since perfect guy don't restrict her social life. But she is very innocent and is never horny in front of them, despite her being a total horny slut in bed.
Perfect guy went to the gym to work out during lunch time, and is still straight althought he admires the naked male body form. After work, he fetches perfect gal off work and bring her to a posh restuarent where she made a special request to cook for him.
While having their great dinner which perfect gal cooked, they had a perfect conversation. Since perfect gal don't talk much, perfect guy listens to her. After that, they went straight home and once again have great sex. It was so great that in carried on till next morning 10. But being so rich, perfect guy can afford to missed a day's work since he is the boss of the company....
The above story is absurd, so is the idea of the perfect other half. If she's/he's so perfect, he/she wouldn't find you in the first place. So fuck it, find whatever you can before you totally missed the ride. ( Unless a night rider comes along )
posted by monotone at 7:18 AM
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so its all about seX?
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