Girls

(intro music with black choir behind. Sing to the tune of "where is the love?" chorus )
Chinese guys are searching finding,
Indian, Malay fuckers cut in.
And we lose out to the rich,
Nowadays gals seems so cheap.
Lesbians, Butches not included,
minus attached, married ones,
Come on brudders join me in the search,
Where is the cunt?
Where is the cunt?
Where is the cunt? Where is the cunt? (repeat till fade)

Wow, it seems impossible to find a chinese girlfriend anymore. They used to go for chinese guys only but look at the choices they have nowadays

Questionair for chinese gals
1. Are you straight?
Yes (go to 2)
No (thats it.... end of story u lesbo)

2. Like to tie up your breast, spike your hair and have gal friends?
Yes (thats it.... end of story u butch)
No (go to 3)

3. Like big dicks?
Yes ( bloody spg, go fuck ang mos and niggers and give birth to good lookin kids)
N0 (go to 4)

4. Like rich guys?
Yes ( thats it.... end of story u leech)
No / doesn't matter (go to 5 )

5.Do u prefer
Malay ( haha no more pork for you)
Indian (does living in little india counts?)
Chinese ( go to 6 )
No preference (go to 6)

6. Are u attached / married?
Yes (thats it.... end of story hope u have ugly kids)
No (go to 7)

7 U are eligible for the Leong-mister!!!! : D

And all this here have not yet include to usual,
Does our personality match?
Is she ugly / fat / stupid?
Am I ugly / fat / stupid?
Does our age match?

So what chances do I have? Help? Anyone?

(Monotone is currently desperately single lookin for the average chinese girl. He is a self proclaimed SNAG who enjoys the irony of life. Being humorous and scarcastic, he have a softspot for wildlife, especially imitating peacocks on certain Wednesday nights.)