She whose name shall not be mention.
Her page is in pretty pink with her well photoshopped and chio picture with sexy pose on top of it. Her blogs are candid and witty with appropriate use of knn. Her name is Xiaxue.... shit did I just mentioned her name? I think I just heard a xx groupie sound a CAT1 alarm in a distance.
Why her name shall not be mentioned? All in fear of groupie powers.
Blog groupies are a unique type. They read up on your life and feels that they can really relate to you and THINKS THAT they know how you feel. Most of the xx fans' comments are " No, i think xx meant this..." "All xx wanna say is..." I not dissing anyone here, I'm just making and observation. Did I mention that I'm a xx groupie too? Just that I don't post comments on her blog.
So far in all the battles in her blog, xx returns victoriously.
xx 1 : mole christian 0
xx 1 : fiona xie 0
xx 1 : taxi gal 0
xx 1 : lalalabom 0
How many gals can say that they won fiona xie? Anyway, most of the time its a personal time turn public where the groupies will all swam in and attack the other party ie in the lalalabom incident. Its nothing good or bad... just adds more drama to the whole blogging scene. Me?.. I'm loving it.
I think that xx must know that her groupie powers cannot be underestimated. My humble advice is that same of Peter Paker's uncle.
"Knn, wu lang mai zuo , zuo spider. Sibeh xia xuay!"
sorry wrong one, its....
"with great powers comes greater responsiblities"
I wanna conduct an experiment but am too hum chee to do it. Its goes like this.
Say some really mean things about xx on your blog. And see how long is it before she hunt you down and kill you like a vicious python and throw your remains to her groupies who will take turn to suck ur blood and rape you till the end of time.... sounds like hell isn't it?
If I saw xx on the street, I wounldn't even dare to go up approach her, fearing that she might be easily offended. i.e
monotone " Hi , are you xx?"
xx "what did you just said?"
monotone " Ermmm... i said Hi?"
xx "Did you just fucking said high? Are you insulting me?"
monotone " Oh no... I'm jus..."
xx "Die, motherfucker!"( takes up digtial cam and took my photo)
Next thing I know, I'll be on the run. My mother will disown me, my dog will bite me. My friends will turn me in. Cause the whole world seems to be xx groupies. I'll hide out at hotel 81 and when the coast is clear, i'll move to some small kampong in malaysia that doesn't have internet. Only to find out that they wear the clothes that she endorse and have to run further up to thailand. My life is ruined.
No matter wat happens, I'm still a xx groupie. One day if I saw her on the streets and if ihave enough balls that day,I will go up and say hi.... i mean hello.
(If xx or any of her groupies saw this post, please do not throw my pic up xx blog insult my command of english, my looks , my family, my religion my race and other stuff... i am not worthy)
Why her name shall not be mentioned? All in fear of groupie powers.
Blog groupies are a unique type. They read up on your life and feels that they can really relate to you and THINKS THAT they know how you feel. Most of the xx fans' comments are " No, i think xx meant this..." "All xx wanna say is..." I not dissing anyone here, I'm just making and observation. Did I mention that I'm a xx groupie too? Just that I don't post comments on her blog.
So far in all the battles in her blog, xx returns victoriously.
xx 1 : mole christian 0
xx 1 : fiona xie 0
xx 1 : taxi gal 0
xx 1 : lalalabom 0
How many gals can say that they won fiona xie? Anyway, most of the time its a personal time turn public where the groupies will all swam in and attack the other party ie in the lalalabom incident. Its nothing good or bad... just adds more drama to the whole blogging scene. Me?.. I'm loving it.
I think that xx must know that her groupie powers cannot be underestimated. My humble advice is that same of Peter Paker's uncle.
"Knn, wu lang mai zuo , zuo spider. Sibeh xia xuay!"
sorry wrong one, its....
"with great powers comes greater responsiblities"
I wanna conduct an experiment but am too hum chee to do it. Its goes like this.
Say some really mean things about xx on your blog. And see how long is it before she hunt you down and kill you like a vicious python and throw your remains to her groupies who will take turn to suck ur blood and rape you till the end of time.... sounds like hell isn't it?
If I saw xx on the street, I wounldn't even dare to go up approach her, fearing that she might be easily offended. i.e
monotone " Hi , are you xx?"
xx "what did you just said?"
monotone " Ermmm... i said Hi?"
xx "Did you just fucking said high? Are you insulting me?"
monotone " Oh no... I'm jus..."
xx "Die, motherfucker!"( takes up digtial cam and took my photo)
Next thing I know, I'll be on the run. My mother will disown me, my dog will bite me. My friends will turn me in. Cause the whole world seems to be xx groupies. I'll hide out at hotel 81 and when the coast is clear, i'll move to some small kampong in malaysia that doesn't have internet. Only to find out that they wear the clothes that she endorse and have to run further up to thailand. My life is ruined.
No matter wat happens, I'm still a xx groupie. One day if I saw her on the streets and if ihave enough balls that day,I will go up and say hi.... i mean hello.
(If xx or any of her groupies saw this post, please do not throw my pic up xx blog insult my command of english, my looks , my family, my religion my race and other stuff... i am not worthy)
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