SAF

Documentation found on secret government website www.zhenghu.com.sg/laolee/ideas.htm


Hey guys, I feel that the school system is not controlling our people enough.Look at those fuckers on the streets wasting their lives away. We need a better way to control them before we let them out into society to work so as to suck their money as tax. Gimme some time to think about it ok?

I've got an idea, how about we let everyone that graduate go straight to prison? That way we can control and them wack the fuckers we hate, kill the useless one and brainwash the rest. Comments anyone?

After some thought, I think it doesn't work.Ex convict on all citizens looks bad on our resume.By the way i got a name for this project liao. Save All fuckers aka SAF.

Hosay liao, the name SAF got me thinking. Here's a couple of ideas.
"Shaolin Associate Ferderation" in a nutshell is to shave them bald, humiliate them, restrict all contact with outside world, remove desire (less rape cases) and brainwash them. All in the name of religion.
"Sweep Away, Friends!" basically is to gather them and clean an area in groups (teamwork) non-stop, following unresonable demands and impossible standars. while promoting cleaniness.
I like both ideas, maybe we will do a hybrid one.

Lots of things has happen since the last brainstorm, sad to say the SAF project will turn into a military one. How can I trust those fuckers with weapon? Will try to incoperate "Shaolin Associate Ferderation" and "Sweep Away, Friends!". I will still throw useless people into prison. As an add on, we will use this period of time to study them in a fucked-up working enviroment. empower those that can giving them rank and authories while banish and boycotte to useless fuckers. So far this plan is only for guys since they are the ones working. Who wants a wife who can do 12 chin up anyway... haha.

Decades have passed since, the SAF seems to be doing well despite the occasional "incidents" The femlae population seems to be getting out of hand after they have a 2.5 years advantage over guys. I shall proceed with part 2 of my plan SAB "Save all bitches/butches". Aiyah fuck it, work so hard for fuck, shall throw it over to my son. Cheers! Pension loh!

I am

I am a warrior with a pen knife.
I am a F 1 racer on a bicycle.
I am a dolphine that can't dive
I am a mink coat with no fur.

I am a fighter jet in the sea.
I am a lion with no teeth.
I am a sniper that can't see.
I am in a hindu temple selling beef.

I am a LCD display with black and white screen.
I am a sprinter on a wheelchair.
I am an alarm clock that can't ring.
I am Sadako with no hair.

I try hard in everything I do, but am restrained by my resources and limitations. Please, help me break free. Donate.

( The monotone funds is always in need of money. All proceedings will go to the me. Fuck the NKF, screw Ren Ci, gimme me the money. When I get enough, i will employ people with tin cans on the streets that makes you fuckers guilty or even get a nun or two to perform dangerous stunts (i.e walk on the tight rope with tight mini skirts across Singapore river) . Maybe then, it will be more convincing for you to part with your blood sweat money. )

Of Strangers, friends and bastards

I love total strangers, they are the kinda people that you meet once in your life and never again. So basically you can do anything to them without any fear of repercussions. Strangers are poliet also (minus ah bengs, bitches , queue cutting aunties) , which makes me wonder why i help friends who always takes me for granted while strangers thank me sincerely.
Next, strangers whom you know by first impression or word of mouth. Basically people who I think will become my friend in the near future.This are the kinda people that I'm usually careful with. Most of the time, I try to hard to impress which fails or I'm jus too shy to talk with them.
Then comes friends. This are the group of people that I'm comfortable with. Can basically joke around with them without fear of what they think of me. I'll still keep secrets of myself and not open much to them. They are just there for my entertainment. I just know them enough to like them.
Close friends are hard to come by, people that i know really well. This are the people that i seen their bad side and still decide to stick with them, vice versa. Here's where i show my serious side to them but still not revel my true self.
Lastly is the group that only exist once and never again. It a mistake I'll never make. Well, i revel myself 110%, the other party got turned off and that's when all bad things happen. ("In case you are wondering, my true self is not gay." say the guy in pink t-shirt with rainbow prints)
We all wear masks everday , you just have to find the right one for the right people. Double standards? Nope, just a natural thing we all do.

Girls

(intro music with black choir behind. Sing to the tune of "where is the love?" chorus )
Chinese guys are searching finding,
Indian, Malay fuckers cut in.
And we lose out to the rich,
Nowadays gals seems so cheap.
Lesbians, Butches not included,
minus attached, married ones,
Come on brudders join me in the search,
Where is the cunt?
Where is the cunt?
Where is the cunt? Where is the cunt? (repeat till fade)

Wow, it seems impossible to find a chinese girlfriend anymore. They used to go for chinese guys only but look at the choices they have nowadays

Questionair for chinese gals
1. Are you straight?
Yes (go to 2)
No (thats it.... end of story u lesbo)

2. Like to tie up your breast, spike your hair and have gal friends?
Yes (thats it.... end of story u butch)
No (go to 3)

3. Like big dicks?
Yes ( bloody spg, go fuck ang mos and niggers and give birth to good lookin kids)
N0 (go to 4)

4. Like rich guys?
Yes ( thats it.... end of story u leech)
No / doesn't matter (go to 5 )

5.Do u prefer
Malay ( haha no more pork for you)
Indian (does living in little india counts?)
Chinese ( go to 6 )
No preference (go to 6)

6. Are u attached / married?
Yes (thats it.... end of story hope u have ugly kids)
No (go to 7)

7 U are eligible for the Leong-mister!!!! : D

And all this here have not yet include to usual,
Does our personality match?
Is she ugly / fat / stupid?
Am I ugly / fat / stupid?
Does our age match?

So what chances do I have? Help? Anyone?

(Monotone is currently desperately single lookin for the average chinese girl. He is a self proclaimed SNAG who enjoys the irony of life. Being humorous and scarcastic, he have a softspot for wildlife, especially imitating peacocks on certain Wednesday nights.)

Death

I've always been fasinated with the idea of death. Everyone at a certain point of time have more or less considered the thought of suicide. If you are going to die anyway, why leave it to chance?
So, what is death anyway?

Death is the most beautiful rose,
Redest of the red ,
Most wonderful shade of Scarlet,
Death is the rose at its best blooming,
The moment of its peak,
The last chance to show its best to the world,
Before it withers.

Death is an unexpected guest,
Suicide is an invitation letter.
Death is there with you at the End,
You will not be alone.

Death is a rest point,
Do not fear it.
Fear only the unexpected, for life is full of them.
Do not fear Death, for Death is eternal rest.

Death is a DJ,
The funeral is a party,
Stop lying down there,
Join in the fun.

Death is not the End,
But a new begaining.
Start afresh from here on.

Death is a virgin,
You can only enjoy it once.
Just like life is a glass ornament,
Once broken, considered sold.

Death is the lottery,
You never know when you will win.
When you got it, you will ask yourself,
"Do I deserve it?"

Death is the rat who steals food from your neighbour.
You will not feel the pain until yours is stolen.

Death is an experience that will change you completely
For after that nothing can be changed.

Death is a movie's credit,
Only then , you will know who did what.
Sitting back watching the credits roll,
You will only remeber how good the movie is,
And forget about the expensive pop corn
And freezing air con.

The Zen of Buaing \(-_-)/

Numerous research have shown similarity between peacock and men (pun intented), in the stage of courtship. The dance ritual of the peacock closely resemble that of man.
Peacocks are noted to gather every wednesday in a secret spot of the forest unknown to other animals. In that safe spot they are free to mate, mix around and basically have fun. They usually comes in couples or in specific groups of male and female exclusively.
The male peacock will try to look like it don't care yet at the same time try to look around for mating targets. That explains the blur chicken-like head jerking movments. The females are always laughin cause this way they look better and at the same time they couldn't control it when they saw how funny the male looks. Females are observed to try to look good while they hug together and move in a weird manner to protect themself from getting shot in case of hunters appearing. The male termed this "body dancing" in a mocking manner to their paranoia.
When a male peacock spots its target from a female group, it will start to smile excessively and continue to look at the female from different angles, which means more blur chicken-like head jerking movments. The female, if interested will smile back. Note the difference. If the female laugh, it means " u looks stupid". If the female smiles, it means " u looks stupid, but I dun mind".
When the chance occur, the male peacock will squeeze throught the crowd (its a small spot only, the larger spot are for mindless peacock who all like to do same movement at the same time) towards the female.
The male will spread his tail at this moment. Scientist used to think that they are displaying their feathers to attract females but they are wrong. Attractive peacocks have mates already and therefore do not come to this spot.The reason for it to spread its tail is to increase its surface area for what is known as "buaing". This is first noted by the researcher Comeand Bua, who is also known for his spider-like hair, thus the term buaing.
When buaing,the male will try to hug the female at its belly and take note if she is able to give birth and if not , will she fetch a high price if she is sold. The female will rub her hip to the male's hip to check if it live up to the species name "peacock".
While checking out each other, they will try to converse so as to distract the other. Common coversation goes like this...
m: oh, i like your feathers
f: hehe, do you come here often?
m: yeah, but its the first time i saw such a beautiful chick
f:where?
m:hehe (takes note that target is stupid) u lor
f:hehe
If ran out of topic ,both will laugh continuously.

When taken to a higher level, peacocks are found to mate on the spot. Some will choose to exchange farm numbers and keep in contact. Female are noted to leave earlier so as not to reveal their look when the sun rises.
Research have show that in recent years, the new genration of peacocks do not take this age old tradition seriously and just try to mix in to have fun. The forest committee have thus limit an age group of 18 weeks old and above only.
In conclusion, we can note the similariy between peacocks and man's way of courtship. Building more of this "safe spot" will help to increase population, therefore solving more social problems.
Zouk anyone? HAHA ^___^

Shag

Today i chased a pack of wild dogs up a mountain, raped every single of of them and then came up with names for all the new breeds i created..... At least that's how i felt.
Yeah, I was damn shag mentally today (none of the dogs accept the breed name cutie_boi despite the numerous times i suggested it)
Almost 10 hours of none stop work in front of the computer makes me bloody sick of it. And as i blog now i try to type faster so i can shut off the damn thing. It makes me wonder why people who work with the comp all day goes home and continue to stare at it. Its like a coolie who goes home and carry weights, or a prostitue who goes home to master..... hey it rythmes... haha.
Well this is it. Its the live I choose to live, the path i picked to walk. To those with the luxury of going to study, enjoy it... especially DESMOND... stop whining, bitch!... oh wait, are you one of the dogs i encounted today? Co- founder of the breed " despo dogs "
I'm stopping now cause firefox is slowly morphing into 3Ds max... Choose your job, work hard and die ... at least you are happy.... i mean your boss... chill.

P. S leave more comments. Despite readership hitting 3.8 million, they chose to have a single fucker to represent them to comment on my last post. Thanks, i can feel all your love from it (althought bad choice of representative). To my readers in africa, i know that you guys do not have any internet connection therefore unable to post any comments. Thanks anyway.

Monotone

In the world of greyness, I want to stay monotone.

People like to ask me why is my nick monotone. Why Leong? Why monotone?
Is this nick so damn special? Maybe I should stick to pink^angel or cutie_boi. Fuck you.

It all started when I heard a song ( dun remeber it anymore) on the radio by a band of the name monotone. It sounds quite ironic and I like it. So from there it started.

Its a matter of time before I found out that this nick is more than wat it seems. It seems to be closely related to me.... at least more than pink^angel or cutie_boi... ok at least more than pink angel.

I talk monotone. Cause most of the time I'm sacastic... and i like the fact that my words have more impact than my tone.

I like to type monotone... its faster and most nick is max 8 letters long. Try typing it. U will love it. monotonemonotonemomotone...

I look monotone. I dun like to display emotions. It make me feel weak. Trust me , till today i still can't smile .... i can only laugh. Having a straight face is great when you tell jokes, if no one laugh at least you wouldn't look stupid. Last thing.... there is nothing much in this world for me to smile or cry about... most of the time i'm laughing, i dun feel happy.

I felt monotone. This world is full of grey areas. Nothing in this world is clear anymore. I'm like an enviromentalist doing work which no one appriciate. Trying to make the world clearer more black and white.

I think monotone. My thoughts are usually in extremes. That's why nothing can faze me.


This is the first time i'm writing for an audience. Please leave some comments on this, previous or other post.... thanks

Monotone Solo

Dun judge me -__-

Handwriting analysis from Handwritingwizard.com

"Lee is selective when picking friends. He does not trust everyone. He has a select group of people that are truly close to him, usually two or three. He is careful when choosing his inner circle of friends."

Very true.

"Lee is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time."

Haha... right on target . I'm only serious when I'm joking.

"Lee is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Lee basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average."

Not really true but ok...

"Lee is a cumulative and procedural thinker. He likes to have all the facts before making a decision. He thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. His thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. Like that brick wall, Lee learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once he has learned new material, and understood it, he won't forget. Lee is a methodical thinker, therefore he is able to build things and come up with new ideas. In an argument, he often loses to rapid thinking people because he is thinking thirty minutes later about what he should have said. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. He may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once he gets it, he can handle repetition. Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, he can handle it better than most."

Does that make me a retart or a factory worker?

"Lee is not facing something going on in his life today. He is deceiving himself about it. Often, Lee's opinion of himself is different than those around him. This trait gives Lee the ability to deny anything that does not agree with his "truth." This trait is not always something negative. It is only a defense mechanism allowing Lee not to face some reality in his life at this time."

Wa .... the truth hurts T___T.

"Lee will demand respect and will expect others to treat him with honor and dignity. Lee believes in his ideas and will expect other people to also respect them. He has a lot of pride."

Very true

" Lee uses judgment to make decisions. He is ruled by his head, not his heart. He is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see him as unemotional. He does have emotions but has no need to express them. He is withdrawn into himself and enjoys being alone. The circumstances when Lee does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets him mad enough to tell him off, he will not be sorry about it later. He puts a mark in his mind when someone angers him. He keeps track of these marks and when he hits that last mark he will let them know they have gone too far.
He is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All his conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. He is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, he has poise. Lee will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. He would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, he will show his love by the things he does rather than by the things he says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because he feels his mate should already know. The only exception to this is if he has logically concluded that it is best for his mate to hear him express his love verbally. Lee is not subject to emotional appeals.
If someone is selling a product to him, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of his sound judgment. He will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. He will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and he will always ask "Is this best for me?""

The typical poker face.

"People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Lee doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others."

True to some extend.

"Lee can be defiant. He sometimes has the attitude that if someone doesn't like it the way he is doing it, then they can just "go to hell!" This trait may reveal itself in a rebellious nature that is always ready to resist forces which he thinks are infringing upon his freedom of action."

Quite true.





Conclusion? Well, all personality test are true to some extend. Remember to know who you are first before letting others judge you. Do not fall into the trap of reading the analysis to your view of life ( think horoscope readings). Be more subjective then objective. You have to get out of ourself to look at yourself. But some personality test are so true, it hurts.

The infamous ORD LOH! poem

Over the months and years i wait,
Release me from this cruel fate,
Destroy the chain that confine me,

Let me go, set me free,
On the road back home i'm set,
Heading down, i'll never look back.
!

On Really Dark
Open Road, De
Old Rat Dreams
Of Reality Dawns.

Challenge your point of View

Was reading Da vin ci code and a book called User's illusion recently. Well I'm not gonna woo ahh about the conspiracy theory of Da vin ci code or slam any religion or cults. Instead i will draw out the similiar topic mentioned in both books.
As you know, Point of view have always been an important topic in my life. I always used it to analyse people and situation. To me point of view means, the thought (in its purest form) of a person about a situation / object / person based on his life experience, knowledge and truth in life. (truth in life meaning things that he belived in or thought is normal but instead is only exclusive to him)
In Da vin ci code it says that human changes the situation due to political or personal needs. This situation ends up to be the history lesson's we are studying now. And even more so, human records history to their personal knowledge and / or advantage . Therefore our study of history is our point of view of the book editor's point of view of the historian point of view of the subject's point of view of the event that happened before. So is history a record of truth or point of view?
In User's Illusion, it mentioned of a challange the point of view of what we know as FACTS or TRUTH in our days. This facts are taught in schools and we jus readily accept it. Facts like Gravity, Theory of relativity etc are jus point of view of the creator. We jus based our lives on this things as truth.
So if we raised a child telling him distorted facts of everything. What will happen? He will still grow up normal , jus that he is only normal in his point of view.
What does all this adds up?
There is no real actual ultimateTRUTH. It's all points of views. How can i end my search for the meaning of life is there isn't a TRUTH?