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There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. Trust me, the world is full of them. And there are times where we get into awkard situtations that no answers seems appropriate. How now, brown cow? Here I present to you 2 universal answers that will reply every question in the book.

1. It depends
2. define "..."

Let's see some case studies

A suicidal guy standing at the edge of the roof ask
"Tell me, should I Jump?'
"Define Jump"

Your one night stand calls you and ask
"I think the baby is yours"
"It depends"

"Tell me what is the meaning of life?"
"It depends"

A kid walks into his mom give his dad a BJ
"Mommy mommy why are you swallowing daddy?"
"Mphrmphrmph!"
"Huh?"
"(clears throat (literally)) Define swallow!"

Come on, i challenge you to hit me with a question that I can't reply.