Hit it!

After months of research, field trips, analysis, tests and studies. I present to you, gentlemen …. The Ultimate Pick up line.

The Pose:

Place each foot slightly wider than your shoulder width apart. Root them firmly on the ground to show that you meant business.
Bend your knees at angle around 125 degrees, lean back and thrust your hips out. This accentuates your manhood to give her a preview of what she’ll see later that night.
Arch your shoulders forward to complete the beautiful S shape curves we all see on magazine models. From her point of view it will seem like you are getting ready to launch yourself forward to her, making her feel excited and wanted.
Place your right arm on your waist to show her who’s the boss. Left hand out, left index finger pointing at your package. Align your finger to the angle of your hips to visually extend it.

Tone:

Say it like you mean it. Use a deep commanding voice with a dash of wittiness.

The words:

“ What’cha waiting for “- This throws a sense of urgency and purpose onto her, it’ll almost making her jump into what your are going to tell her to do next.

“Gal” - Using “gal” identifies her as your target and adds a slight tint of ang moh accent into it. You can also consider using “bitch “to make her feel dirty. Some girls love that. But pronounce it as “biaatch” to decrease the chance of getting slap.

“This dick” – Saying this with the help of your Pose give her an idea of where she should work on later. And that this is the only dick she’ll want this night.

“Ain’t gonna” – A fine play of words with negative positive to disorientate her and makes her think for a while. Girls love an intelligence man. Don’t need to be too smart, just smarter than her will do.

“suck itself” – We’ll end the sentence with humor. Funny guys have a higher chance of scoring with the ladies. Give yourself 10 seconds to imagine a dick sucking itself. Now you know what I mean?

Remember guys, practice makes perfect. Learn the pose in front of a mirror. Try it out on your friends and family members. Once you are confident go and try it out. You will find yourself smoking with a half naked girl on the bed of hotel 81 in no time. Good luck!

* For girls to use this, feel free to customize dick to other female body parts (unless you’re a trans) and switch suck to lick. Come to think of it, just the pose itself will do.