A man's best friend
As the chinese saying goes "At home you are dependent on parents, outside you are dependent on friends". How well we can survive in society is more or less determind by our social circle. Here's a comprehensive list of friends every guy needs.
note: list not in order of importance.
1) Clubbing dude - to put you on VIP list and intro you to cool nightspots, Get table and discount on drinks
2) Car siao - For ur mechnical and zhnging needs.
3) Gay guy - fashion adviser, intro his gal friends to you; orientate you in case u wanna turn to "the other side"
4) Computer nerd - Pc setup, virus control, repair and upgrade with this walking Sim Lim Square
5) Insurence man - So you can tell others blood suckers that "I bought from my friend liao"
6) Lawyer - Free Legal advice
7) Ah beng - In case Lawyer cannot help
8) Lup Sup OIC - Tell you the rules and show you the way or different LS enivorment
9) Lao Uncle - Gives you worldly advices
Any more contribution to the list?
note: list not in order of importance.
1) Clubbing dude - to put you on VIP list and intro you to cool nightspots, Get table and discount on drinks
2) Car siao - For ur mechnical and zhnging needs.
3) Gay guy - fashion adviser, intro his gal friends to you; orientate you in case u wanna turn to "the other side"
4) Computer nerd - Pc setup, virus control, repair and upgrade with this walking Sim Lim Square
5) Insurence man - So you can tell others blood suckers that "I bought from my friend liao"
6) Lawyer - Free Legal advice
7) Ah beng - In case Lawyer cannot help
8) Lup Sup OIC - Tell you the rules and show you the way or different LS enivorment
9) Lao Uncle - Gives you worldly advices
Any more contribution to the list?
posted by monotone at 9:17 AM
2 Comments:
Jaded Bastards - The ever sacarstic circle who you can constantly bitch to, with the occasional stabs to your face
Cheap Beer Gang - When clubs and pubs are too expensive and when you need someone to share a view of the
ugly (normally scary and horny) tiger beer aunty
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