Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Don't over do it, Bitch.

Gals comes in all shapes and sizes and with different attitudes. Looks may be a factor but personality gains a huge percentage in choosing a girlfriend. Its a matter of compatibilty and with type of girls you like.
Gals, being girls, usually screw things up badly with the ancient art of over doing it. They never knew when is enough.
As the chinese term "hua she tian zhu" (loosly translated as : draw snake add legs) story goes : There's and art competition and the people are told to draw a snake. One of the contestant, drew a very beautiful snake in a very short amount of time. Seeing that there are still lots of time, he tried to be extra and drew legs for his snake, thus losing the contest.
Over doing it can change a gal from Irrit-sistible to Irrit-tating to plain Irrite.

Doin it : Cute
She talks to you in a high pitch voice, she like small animals and soft toys. She pouts and have cute little actions. Now thats cute.

Over doin it : Act Cute
She acts like a little kid in public, bouncin and shoutin around. She sticks out her tounge more than 20 time a day. Her voice gets to irritatingly high. She have weird terms for simple stuff. She speaks the word twice to make it sound cute like "sit sit" "pain pain" " cute cute". She speaks jap for no fucking reason, like shouting "itarakimas!" before eating. Itara Ni na! KNN!

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Doin it : Little Girl
She's like a little girl that constantly need your care. She's innocently timid and shy. 100% boost to the male ego

Over doin it : Depressed sucidal bitch
She thinks that the WHOLE fucking world is agianst her. She constantly call you threathing suicide. She cries every single night. Do us a favour, end your life and out misery.
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Doin it : Boyish
She act like one of ur brudders. She not shy to swear in front of you. Sometimes she show her feminine side that is reminds you that she's a sweet little girl.

Over doin it : Butch
She is one of your brudders. She swears worse than you. All the time she shows her girlfriends that are 20 times more chio than yours. Cheebye butch!
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Doin it : Sassy
She's tough and dare to speak up, she able to take care of herself and even you sometimes. She look so pretty when she's angry.

Over doin it : SM
Candles and whips , enough said. I also have mother one ok? Bitch
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Doin it : Ice Queen
She's so cool that hell will freeze for her, yet her smile will melt the ice caps. Her melancholic voice is music to yours ears.

Over doin it : Sian Lian
This is the fucking worse breed of ah lians. She's in a tulan mood 24/7. Her face is so fucking smelly like the whole world just shit on it. She damn sian and lifeless. And you will be the stupid guy the run around trying to figure out what the to do to make her respond. Fucking Cold Fish.
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I better stop here before I'm over doin it too. Remember gals, the sky is not the fucking limit!

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