Manhood
Most of my friends know that I'm an avid reader of comics. My interest spans across most comic genre from American graphic novels to Japanense manga and one particular type which most guys don't touch is the "Mei Shao Nu" comics.
Yeah those large watery bambi eye girls with their faggoty prince charming on pink covers. I'm not proud to say that i read these, much less that its one of my favourite sets. The art is cute and the stories are well written. But It's always a feat to buy these pink books in bookstores.
So today I was at bugis Kino and I was queeing up to buy the latest issue of one of my "Mei Shao Nu" set. When its finally my turn, I pass the comic to the gal at the counter. She took the book and show it to the cashier, a cute china gal.
Cute China Gal : Turn to book around, I can't see the price tag.
Gat at Counter : Aiyah , You see the title you should know the price wat.
Cute China Gal : I DUN READ this kinda stuff. I very MAN one.....
At this very moment, a crow fly passed somewhere in Beijing . And in a backalley of Shanghai, a breeze of cold wind blows.....
I looked at them and 3 reactions come to mind. I could
A) Lie that I'm buying it for my sister/girlfriend/mother
B) Go into a 15 min monolouge about how manly its is to read "Mei Shao Nu" and how it have changed my life
C) Pull down my pants, point between my legs and show her what is a MAN.... But i fear that she will scoff at the mere size of it.... trust me the air con was damn cold...
Instead I pretend that I didn't heard it. Damn, I wouldn't buy books from Manly Cute China females again -___-'''
On the topic of small manhood, I recently watched this documentry title "My Penis and I". Its about and amercian guy with a really small dick. When watching the clip in the office, my colleagues and I watch in anticipation how small is it.
Most of us secretly hope that its really small. Imagine watching the clip and saw that its of the same size as yours. Ouch!
When I finally got a glimps of it, I'm shocked. Its like a giraffee with no neck. Its a size that makes Japanese guys beam with pride. Its a tragical comedy. Its "My penis and I".
The show ends of the guy casting his manhood in a mold, to make a replica of his penis. He sadly holds the "little model" in the end and said, "Yeah, that's my penis, small and cute". Our hearts goes out to him....
Imagine they make a black dude version of "my Penis and I". You will see a nigger holding his 10 inch manhood and crying "Why am i born like this? Why is it so small?" @__@'''
Yeah Nigger Rocks!
Yeah those large watery bambi eye girls with their faggoty prince charming on pink covers. I'm not proud to say that i read these, much less that its one of my favourite sets. The art is cute and the stories are well written. But It's always a feat to buy these pink books in bookstores.
So today I was at bugis Kino and I was queeing up to buy the latest issue of one of my "Mei Shao Nu" set. When its finally my turn, I pass the comic to the gal at the counter. She took the book and show it to the cashier, a cute china gal.
Cute China Gal : Turn to book around, I can't see the price tag.
Gat at Counter : Aiyah , You see the title you should know the price wat.
Cute China Gal : I DUN READ this kinda stuff. I very MAN one.....
At this very moment, a crow fly passed somewhere in Beijing . And in a backalley of Shanghai, a breeze of cold wind blows.....
I looked at them and 3 reactions come to mind. I could
A) Lie that I'm buying it for my sister/girlfriend/mother
B) Go into a 15 min monolouge about how manly its is to read "Mei Shao Nu" and how it have changed my life
C) Pull down my pants, point between my legs and show her what is a MAN.... But i fear that she will scoff at the mere size of it.... trust me the air con was damn cold...
Instead I pretend that I didn't heard it. Damn, I wouldn't buy books from Manly Cute China females again -___-'''
On the topic of small manhood, I recently watched this documentry title "My Penis and I". Its about and amercian guy with a really small dick. When watching the clip in the office, my colleagues and I watch in anticipation how small is it.
Most of us secretly hope that its really small. Imagine watching the clip and saw that its of the same size as yours. Ouch!
When I finally got a glimps of it, I'm shocked. Its like a giraffee with no neck. Its a size that makes Japanese guys beam with pride. Its a tragical comedy. Its "My penis and I".
The show ends of the guy casting his manhood in a mold, to make a replica of his penis. He sadly holds the "little model" in the end and said, "Yeah, that's my penis, small and cute". Our hearts goes out to him....
Imagine they make a black dude version of "my Penis and I". You will see a nigger holding his 10 inch manhood and crying "Why am i born like this? Why is it so small?" @__@'''
Yeah Nigger Rocks!
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