5 x 4s

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I was on my way to work on friday when I saw a miraculous vision.
Outside the mosque, 4 golden letters flashes pass my eyes, TAIF.
I look around and saw lots of malay guys hanging out at coffeeshop after their friday prayers.
Wow, its like a long weekend man.... Wonder wat TAIF means?

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Work is my wife,
Alcohol's my mistress.
How I live my life,
Is non of your business.

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I was watching the usual tua liap porn, where this question stuck me.
Are human females the only animals with boobs?
I mean yeah chicken have breast, but I'm talking about real protruding boobs here.
Are cows with big udders more attractive to bulls?

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I'm getting really shag these days.
My facial hair grew at the rate of 5mm per day.
Every morning when I get up, i felt like i just took a nap instead of really sleeping.
And I'm too tired to list down more examples .

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Drink drank drunk,
slurp burp vomit,
walk stumble ride,
sleep wake headache.

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