If its true that a gentleman fight with his mouth and not with his hands, then the true gentlemen of our society are the are ah bengs. Watching them swear with gusto, you will notice their individual style and creativity.
The art of swearing is very much like fighting, in some sense its a rap battle with no rhyme. Your performance is judged by your style, tone, variation, creativity and combinations. So here's a intro to guide that teaches you to swear like a Street Fighter.
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Style: Which Street fighter are you?
Based on your background, you will have a different approach to swearing.
Ryu- A well balanced swearer. Proficent in a few languages but major in hokkien swears. He's strenght is in his varities of moves and ability to combo them well. (Ah beng)
ChunLi - She does low damages but her speed makes up for it. Proficent in chinese only, she is known for repeating single swears rapidly. (Bitchy China Gals )
Zangif - He's slow but steady with no varitation in his moves. Its always the same "fuck you"s and "mother fucker"s yet each one does high damages (Punks)
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Tone: Which strenght do I choose?
Your tone will basically determind how much impact it have on your opponent
Jab - A light hearted and fun way of swearing, usually thrown in as exclamation or exaggeration to a sentence. Low to no damage.
Medium Punch - Use in fustration or with a warning tone. Its usually a "dun fuck wif me" tone to prepare your opponent for the battle. Mid damage
Heavy Punch - This is real shit. You say every word like you mean it, combine with excellent body language. Comes in roars and shout. High damage
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Variation : The same shit doesn't always work
If you attempt a roundhouse every time your oppenent recover, he'll learn to block . The same "fuck you" will lose its meaning / damage if overuse. Vary your swears to better results.
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Creativity : I didn't know you can do that
Be creative, think of new ways to attack your opponents. Tired of swearing at their mother? Try swearing at their sister.Chao jie bye !
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Combo : The true ways of a fighter
The D pad (moves and jumps) of Street fighter are
words that describes an object ie : Chao, pua, dua, lao
and words that describe an action ie : kan , pu, fuck
The buttons (puch and kicks) of Street fighter are
objects, people and body parts : Na bu, cheebye, lan jiao, lao peh
So, using jus a punch or a kick will hurt ur oppenent ie
"Cheebye" "Ni na bu" "lan"
but adding in movment like a jumping kick or a forward punch will increase the impact ie
"Chao Cheebye" "Kan Ni na bu" "lao lan"
But you can further increase the attack with a combo, here's a
"Jumping" " kick" follow by "down" " punch"
"Kan" "Ni na bu" "Chao" "Cheebye"
Learn your combo well, find new ways to chain your attacks together for maximun impact!
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"You give a man a swear, he curse for a day, You teach a man to swear, he'll curse you forever"
Practice well, my fellow street fighters, someday we'll challenge the evil Akuma.
