B.E.E.R Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
A recent session of drinking causes several funny yet embrassing situations. It involves an ambulance, 3 taxis, police and a T shirt. I shall not go into further details. In fear of excessive alcohol causing harm to the body, I went into extensive reseach (aka type "alcoholic" in yahoo).
This is what I found.
Too much alcohol grants you free membership to a secret club! In this club, you get to meet strangers and make friends every week. You get to take turns to talk about your life and everyone is interested in listening to you. No embarressment cause, you get to protect your indentity! How do it join this FAN-tastic club? Get a twin pack of Chivas and call your local Alcoholic Anonymous Group now!
In the near future, I hope to set up a service to help people like us get home. It will be called "The Magic School Bus" Our tagline will be, "we dun mind being puke at". Bascially this will be a the nightrider service with a personal touch.
Registration
Before the night of clubbing, go to our website www.themagicschoolbus.com (mirror site at www.botabolampa.com) or simply send us an sms. Identity will be kept secret. All you need to do is to provide your name, pick-up point and service required and we will give you a registration number.
Pick up point
Before entering the club, proceed to the pick up point first. Simply give your registration number and our helpful assistances will give you your tag. Make sure its of the correct color code. We have pick up point all over MS,Clark Quey to Boat Quey. Each pick up point is clearly labelled with SAF white tape. You will never miss a spot. After clubbing, just drag your carcass to within the white tape area. Next time you know, you have woke up in bed to another fresh new day of clubbing.
Services
You must be asking what's the color code for? Simple, it's to help our staff indentify you for the different services you request.
RED : I need to get home ASAP quietly
We will pull out these red taggers for the first round. Swift and stealth is the word, using our handphone nightshot mode, we will safely and quietly navigate you pass your furniture to your bedroom. Current promotion includes free baths for ladies customers.
YELLOW : I need to get home sober
We will have a group of well trained specialist to take care of you in the white tape area. Its like the medical tenatages in tekong. Once you are ready, we will send you home.
BLUE : I'm horny I need sex
The best things in the world are free. What could be better than free fucks after getting drunk? You wouldn't even know it happens. All we do is to pair up fellow blue taggers and dump them in hotel 81, and watched as their love blossom. Isn't it a wonderful start to a fuck up relationship? Disclaimer : on nights where there is an inbalance in the male to female to she-male ratio, Clubbers will have to learn the art of sharing, or discover a new sexual inclination.
Transport
Wouldn't the bus stink like hell? Sure it will. But no worries. In the morning, our buses are actual school bus. The school kids will be there to clean up your vomit in the morning, leaving more spaces for you to puke at night.
Cost
Such good services. It wounldn't even cost you much. Regisration is at $1.50 per person. All services, red blue and yellow is at the same amazing low cost of whatever we can find in your wallet. Yep thats right, we will just take whatever you have left (trust me it wouldn't be a lot).
Hmmm anyone interested to invest in my magic school bus?
This is what I found.
Too much alcohol grants you free membership to a secret club! In this club, you get to meet strangers and make friends every week. You get to take turns to talk about your life and everyone is interested in listening to you. No embarressment cause, you get to protect your indentity! How do it join this FAN-tastic club? Get a twin pack of Chivas and call your local Alcoholic Anonymous Group now!
In the near future, I hope to set up a service to help people like us get home. It will be called "The Magic School Bus" Our tagline will be, "we dun mind being puke at". Bascially this will be a the nightrider service with a personal touch.
Registration
Before the night of clubbing, go to our website www.themagicschoolbus.com (mirror site at www.botabolampa.com) or simply send us an sms. Identity will be kept secret. All you need to do is to provide your name, pick-up point and service required and we will give you a registration number.
Pick up point
Before entering the club, proceed to the pick up point first. Simply give your registration number and our helpful assistances will give you your tag. Make sure its of the correct color code. We have pick up point all over MS,Clark Quey to Boat Quey. Each pick up point is clearly labelled with SAF white tape. You will never miss a spot. After clubbing, just drag your carcass to within the white tape area. Next time you know, you have woke up in bed to another fresh new day of clubbing.
Services
You must be asking what's the color code for? Simple, it's to help our staff indentify you for the different services you request.
RED : I need to get home ASAP quietly
We will pull out these red taggers for the first round. Swift and stealth is the word, using our handphone nightshot mode, we will safely and quietly navigate you pass your furniture to your bedroom. Current promotion includes free baths for ladies customers.
YELLOW : I need to get home sober
We will have a group of well trained specialist to take care of you in the white tape area. Its like the medical tenatages in tekong. Once you are ready, we will send you home.
BLUE : I'm horny I need sex
The best things in the world are free. What could be better than free fucks after getting drunk? You wouldn't even know it happens. All we do is to pair up fellow blue taggers and dump them in hotel 81, and watched as their love blossom. Isn't it a wonderful start to a fuck up relationship? Disclaimer : on nights where there is an inbalance in the male to female to she-male ratio, Clubbers will have to learn the art of sharing, or discover a new sexual inclination.
Transport
Wouldn't the bus stink like hell? Sure it will. But no worries. In the morning, our buses are actual school bus. The school kids will be there to clean up your vomit in the morning, leaving more spaces for you to puke at night.
Cost
Such good services. It wounldn't even cost you much. Regisration is at $1.50 per person. All services, red blue and yellow is at the same amazing low cost of whatever we can find in your wallet. Yep thats right, we will just take whatever you have left (trust me it wouldn't be a lot).
Hmmm anyone interested to invest in my magic school bus?
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