I

I stand behind the hedge in front of jay,
not by choice but by fate.

I represents India.
Don't i look like a little India boy with a dot on his head?
And I look like a typical Indian man standing up at home, head touching the low ceiling.

I am an unlucky short chinese man suffering from cancer.
I am a materialistic lovable hokkien guy.
I is patient
I is kind
I does not envy,I does not boast,I is not proud.
I is not rude, I is not self-seeking, I is not easily angered,I keeps no record of wrongs.
I does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
I always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. I never fails.

I am a God given gift for you to experience the world.
But I am also the devils tool to help tempt and lure.
I see.

I am self centered and egoist.
I am not me.
because I am who I am.

So tell me, who are U?

Your Father's Curry Can

Philosophers, Wise Men and Sages,
Combining wisdom transcending ages.
All the knowledge in this land,
Are In Your Father's Curry Can.

To advise, to inform, to guid, to warn,
the ray of hope when all routes gone.
Wanna figure out life's Master Plan?
Seek Your Father's Curry Can.

Experience gained as we grew older,
Yet we are still non the wiser.
But we all strive to be the man,
that holds Your Father's Curry Can.

02 30 am

零二三零 两极心情 平衡之地

十分钟前 疲劳身躯。
十分钟后 入眠安息。

六分钟前 望着赤红天空 默望倾盆大雨。
六小时后 睡醒在烟雾迷蒙的城市里。

三分钟前 反醒今日犯错。
三分钟后 计划明日工作。

一分钟前 念着好久不见的她。
一分钟后 想着已睡着的你。

但这一分钟，只属于自己。
没人能夺走，
没人能占去。

一分钟的安宁，
一分钟的平静。
一分钟的自由，
一分钟的孤寂。

在这只有自己的，
零二三零 。

Cock Tale

I sat with whiskey on the rocks,
gazing at the tarquilla sunrise,
we stroll along island's Tea - junction.
the sparkling blue lagoon looks nice.

I drove her in my flaming lamborghini,
passing graveyards on the way.
I ask her for a quick fuck,
but a blowjob is all she can pay.

Then I puked

A song for You

This song is written for that special girl. Music.

Acoustic guitar opening

Verse1:

Atmophere lingers with lust,
the moment you walk pass,
As you bite your luscious lips,
my heart skips a beat.
Your alluring moves on the dance floor,
Left me asking for more.
You took away my sight at phuture,
but do u see me in your future?


Chorus:
Fat gal in black tube top,
Damn, you are so hot!
Fat gal in black tube top,
wanna ride my......?
you rock!


Verse2:
You're the personification of desire,
love the way you shake your spare tire.
No matter you gyrate in which direction,
You manage to keep your tube in position.
Neon lights caraess your sexy silhouette,
concealing all the parts that sag.
Body's in sync with the music blast,
in your hips we trust(thrust).

Chorus:
Fat gal in black tube top,
Damn, you are so hot!
Fat gal in black tube top,
wanna ride my......?
you rock!

Bridge:

One night all my dreams came true,
as you stole a glance at me,
I took up all my courage,
from my long island tea.
Sheepishly I move behind you,
into unknown turf,
you place my hands onto you,
we grind the mills of love.
At that moment my world only exist,
of you, me and the DJ.
The three of us became one,
in the music that he plays.
I became the luckiest man,
nothing could be better,
but then again if I had a wish,
I hope my hand can touch each other.
Nothing last forever,
but my memory will not fade,
this night will be the reason,
for my smile on my death bed.
to my love,
and her black tube top...

Chorus:
Fat gal in black tube top,
Damn, you are so hot!
Fat gal in black tube top,
wanna ride my......?
you rock!

Verse3:
You're the fallen comet that blast past fast,
But never staying long enough.
You're the angel that broke her wings,
descend to indulge in our sins.
Gracing us your presence,
you horny effervescence.
In the land of fake glitter and liquid happiness,
giving us hope to break the curse.
To grind all night with no guilt.
I want to be your tube.


Chorus:
Fat gal in black tube top,
Damn, you are so hot!
Fat gal in black tube top,
wanna ride my......?
you rock!


* desmond, help me write music hor, when you come back we can jam at zouk

Relativity

Would you don't mind being pissed at if you stayed in shit your whole life?

I was out of the swimming complex when it begins to rain. There I was standing at the gates where I saw people that had came out, stood and waited in the shelter.
Come on, you people just voluntarily get yourself wet but now refuse to let mother nature spit on you? You were wallowing in diluted piss, spit and misc body fluid a moment ago!
So me, being me, walk straight out in the rain feeling all proud and smart that i see no difference in getting wet 5mins ago and now. But damn do I regret it after boarding the bus later .-___-.'''' The fare hike must have all gone to the air con.

Hit it!

After months of research, field trips, analysis, tests and studies. I present to you, gentlemen …. The Ultimate Pick up line.

The Pose:

Place each foot slightly wider than your shoulder width apart. Root them firmly on the ground to show that you meant business.
Bend your knees at angle around 125 degrees, lean back and thrust your hips out. This accentuates your manhood to give her a preview of what she’ll see later that night.
Arch your shoulders forward to complete the beautiful S shape curves we all see on magazine models. From her point of view it will seem like you are getting ready to launch yourself forward to her, making her feel excited and wanted.
Place your right arm on your waist to show her who’s the boss. Left hand out, left index finger pointing at your package. Align your finger to the angle of your hips to visually extend it.

Tone:

Say it like you mean it. Use a deep commanding voice with a dash of wittiness.

The words:

“ What’cha waiting for “- This throws a sense of urgency and purpose onto her, it’ll almost making her jump into what your are going to tell her to do next.

“Gal” - Using “gal” identifies her as your target and adds a slight tint of ang moh accent into it. You can also consider using “bitch “to make her feel dirty. Some girls love that. But pronounce it as “biaatch” to decrease the chance of getting slap.

“This dick” – Saying this with the help of your Pose give her an idea of where she should work on later. And that this is the only dick she’ll want this night.

“Ain’t gonna” – A fine play of words with negative positive to disorientate her and makes her think for a while. Girls love an intelligence man. Don’t need to be too smart, just smarter than her will do.

“suck itself” – We’ll end the sentence with humor. Funny guys have a higher chance of scoring with the ladies. Give yourself 10 seconds to imagine a dick sucking itself. Now you know what I mean?

Remember guys, practice makes perfect. Learn the pose in front of a mirror. Try it out on your friends and family members. Once you are confident go and try it out. You will find yourself smoking with a half naked girl on the bed of hotel 81 in no time. Good luck!

* For girls to use this, feel free to customize dick to other female body parts (unless you’re a trans) and switch suck to lick. Come to think of it, just the pose itself will do.