Tua liap

Girls always wonder why guys are so obsessed with boobs. They will complain that we are shallow, horny bastards. Well all guys are bastards. They can't be bitches rite?
From a primitive point of view, boobs provide milk for the child, therefore bigger boobs = more milk (not scientifically proven) = child is better provided = good mother. Its sub consciously inprinted in our mind and we don't really think about it.
Gals with big boobs attract attention easier. If u have a chio and flat chested gal, a plain jane and a ugly busty gal walking down the street, the conversation u are most likely to hear is:
"wah tua liap"
"where?... wah sibeh tua"
After the gals walk pass
"She chio or not ah?"
"Dunno leh didn't notice"
Guys are attracted to shapes and curve and movment.... which is everything in a bouncing boobs. Yeah and we dun really care if its fake or not. We only care how big it is and not how it got big.
Tua liap is the international standard as far as it goes. You can't argue with it. A common conversation most guys will have is:
"wah 3 o clock cute gal in pink mini skirt"
(15 sec later) "Ur 3 o clock or mine?"
(30 sec later)"My 3 o clock ur 9 15"
"The one in pink mini skirt with white t shirt?"
"Ya, cute rite?"
"Wah lao damn ugly, wats wrong wif your taste?"
"Er.... oh i didn't see clearly"

Thats it, some guys refuse to admit that they have poor taste in gals. We simply act blur. So a simple solution is:
"wah tua liap"
(dun even need directions) "ya tua liap"

Conclusion: guys dun like to talk much, a simple conversation is a good conversation