Star wars FAQ
~ Warning! there are no possible spoilers in this faq due to the fact that I have poor memory, I was half awake while watching it at 02 30 and I'm also not a fan ~
What race is Yoda?
Yoda is a malay. This can be concluded from the way he speak. Notice his sentence structure is reverse? Just like the malay language. His great networkin skills, like most Malays, is also noted when he was "pre informed" about "order 66".
Why is the battle held at Mustafa?
It's opened 24 hours.
What are C3PO and R2D2 originally designed for?
Talking Dildos. C3PO is the asian model, sleek shy and sensitive. While R2D2 is the western design, thick tough and stupid.
What's the noise? Is Darth Vadar having Asthma?
Nope. His helmet is specially designed by SAF. Project name " Your helmet got air - con ah?"
What does the buttons in front of Darth Vadar's armor do?
Air con controller.
What makes Anikin Skywalk the chosen one?
Its all in the name. Like Phua Chaikin Landrunner.
How to differential the Jedis from the good and evil?
Those from the dark side wear hoods. They are gangsta.
How to save Anikin from the dark side?
Get him to hang out wif Yoda. They can relex one corner and chill.
Which hand does a Jedi use to hold his light saber and which one to "chu" the force?
This can be judge from the way he eats. See which hand use the knife (light saber) and which hand holds the fork (force)
What if the Jedi is using a chopsticks?
Then he is a fake. Note that there are no chinese Jedi.
What race is chubaka?
Low tech, overpopulated planet, giblish language and all the inhabitants looks the same. Isn't it obvious?
Is there any local sponsers for Star wars?
Yes. PUB is the official sponser for palpathine's electric force. Ren chi old folks home sponsered for the battle scene of Yoda and palpathine.
What race is Yoda?
Yoda is a malay. This can be concluded from the way he speak. Notice his sentence structure is reverse? Just like the malay language. His great networkin skills, like most Malays, is also noted when he was "pre informed" about "order 66".
Why is the battle held at Mustafa?
It's opened 24 hours.
What are C3PO and R2D2 originally designed for?
Talking Dildos. C3PO is the asian model, sleek shy and sensitive. While R2D2 is the western design, thick tough and stupid.
What's the noise? Is Darth Vadar having Asthma?
Nope. His helmet is specially designed by SAF. Project name " Your helmet got air - con ah?"
What does the buttons in front of Darth Vadar's armor do?
Air con controller.
What makes Anikin Skywalk the chosen one?
Its all in the name. Like Phua Chaikin Landrunner.
How to differential the Jedis from the good and evil?
Those from the dark side wear hoods. They are gangsta.
How to save Anikin from the dark side?
Get him to hang out wif Yoda. They can relex one corner and chill.
Which hand does a Jedi use to hold his light saber and which one to "chu" the force?
This can be judge from the way he eats. See which hand use the knife (light saber) and which hand holds the fork (force)
What if the Jedi is using a chopsticks?
Then he is a fake. Note that there are no chinese Jedi.
What race is chubaka?
Low tech, overpopulated planet, giblish language and all the inhabitants looks the same. Isn't it obvious?
Is there any local sponsers for Star wars?
Yes. PUB is the official sponser for palpathine's electric force. Ren chi old folks home sponsered for the battle scene of Yoda and palpathine.
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