Life like Sex

I have to share this piece which I saw on a taiwanese Website. The original , in Mandarin, is definitely funnier, cause u know we chinese are a funny race. Anyway, here it goes :

Work is like an Orgy, if you don't do it, someone else will.
Fate is like Rape, if you can't fight it, learn to enjoy it.
Hope is like Fantasizing, if you can't do it, at least think of it.
Learning is like Prostitution, you have to put in money and effort.
Life is like Masturbation, you can only depend on your 2 bare hands.

Zen of Nothingness

I'm not busy anymore, I free to blog everyday. In fact it has been the case since 2 weeks ago.
So why isn't this bloody blog updated anymore?

Its the Zen of Nothingness.

Nope, its not a writer's block (i'm not a writer anyway) or plain lazyness. It's just that I can't feel emotions anymore. I'm no longer stressed from work. Drinking doesn't make me happy. A diver showing me his middle finger cause i ran into his path doesn't make me angry. Even getting kick out of the MoS queue by the indian bouncer doesn't make me pissed. In fact, I'm quite impressed by his sharp observation and great memory.

So, that leaves me nothing to write about.

Will be back when I can feel again.

Remember, good things are worth the wait. So long then.

While

While you are busy mugging in NTU,
While you and you are in Australia getting ur degree and are now back to find out that Zouk sucks,
While you are stuck in World of Warcraft and your brother is stuck in Land of pussies (he never did bother invite us in)
While you are still lost, trying to find yourself.

While you, you, you and you, ORD. ORD loh, without us, Raven sucks : )
While you thought that you fall in love and out of love and in all over again. Dun be the rebound guy dude,
While everyone suspects that you are gay, but i still dun, despite the fact that you shop at New Urban Male,
While you are alone and heartbroken in New York, and almost shut down your blog,

While you are Egg ed by Australians (Knn,Fucking Ang Mohs),
While you, you , you , you , you, you ,you, you, you ,you, you and me are still single,
While you got back with your girlfriend (its a bad idea that you told us about the BJ incident),
While your royal indecisiveness is still at work, make up ur mind,

While you, you , you , you , you, and you tell me that my job sucks,
While you, you , you and you tell me that my life sucks,
While you, you , you , you , you, you , you , you , you, and you tell me that my hair sucks,
While you told me that I sucks (wow, sounds like a bad year ),

While your short film became famous, Congrates, even though you acted as a sissy boy in it,
While you didn't buy me my birthday drink and I didn't buy you yours,
While you are now somewhere in India finding your roots... and bamboo shoots (dun ask me why, it just rhymes),
While you hate your job despite it being what you want to do,
While you cried for leaving us,

While you, you and you keep bugging me for an update,
While I dunno what the fuck happened to you,
While your first short film was a hit on the net and your second won second place in a competition,
While you are pissed off at me and refuse to accept my apology,

While you, you and you are getting married next year, Congrates : )
While you are still jobless,
While you are turning into an alcoholic, it still not too late to quit

While all this and more is happening.......

I'm making a movie.
And it will be out next Jan in a cinema near you (provided that you live near Orchard).

Sorry to those whom I have pissed off or irritated while I was overworked.
Sorry to those that are sad, lonely or confused, sorry I couldn't be there for you.
Sorry to those who have succeeded, I couldn't be there to share your joy.
Sorry to those I have lost contact with, I will try to get back to you.

Thanks to everyone who has been there for me when I was really stressed out and feeling shitty.

2005 is an eventful year, my first Job, my first Movie, my Driving license, lost my spider and found a messy Korean Wig, got back with old friends, found new ones.

It has been a great year, despite me still being single -___-'''